If history does indeed repeat itself, then April 12 is a great day to go back to bed and pray for tomorrow. Seriously let’s take a stroll down this time travel trail of terror:
1633 – Galileo is convicted of heresy.
1861 – The Civil War began.
1945 – FDR dies.
With all of that evidence I rest my case and recommend that you grab your Pinky Pie pillow and stay in bed. It’s for the greater good.